What The Fuck

[Severity]

Is this some kind of joke or something????
www.chimaira.com

[thecolorjade]

OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
take a minute...look at the date.
Congrats chimaira on freaking me out for a split second saying that kevin left the band...then i got it.

[Severity]

Hmm, lol

[Captain YoYo's]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OH SHIT!

Best laugh i've had all week

[Peyj]

"Dude, I'm fuckin Italian and got the fuckin Gene Simmons fuckin Kiss fuckin mojo yeah"

[TEST5458]

That was classic, Pure Hatred part 2 ( I still hate everyone) HAHAHAHAHAH thats great!

[foreveronespast]

funny stuff haha

[EvilPie]

Fuck that is funny lol.

"04. Pure Hatred part 2 (I Still Hate Everyone)"

[destroyer_of_senses]

pretty funny.

[Eddie]

bah was about to post this

[Eddie]

05. Looking Fans In The Eyes

[EvilPie]

Haha yea, that was a good one. Love that story and fight behind it :'D
Pity it's gone with the old board :(

[Captain YoYo's]

05. Looking Fans In The Eyes
I told ya there would be a song about bidou on the new album!

[Lurch]

13. Ebony and Ivory like God Forbid


Bwahahahahahahahaha Thats good satire :p

[Stigmurderer]

Xd Fucking Awsume! Hahahahahhahahahahha

[Coza]

I wonder what bidou thinks hehe

*clicks over at pivotalrage*


Happy April fools everyone!

[Eddie]

I wonder what bidou thinks hehe

*clicks over at pivotalrage*


Happy April fools everyone!
Chris said he hopes Bidou sees it

[Captain YoYo's]

Chris said he hopes Bidou sees it
I wonder what his reaction will be, if it pisses him off, it could mean Mark vs Bidou, round 3 :O

EDIT: or will this be round 4, I forget...

[Eddie]

ha Bidou isnt that pissed about it

[Stigmurderer]

Chris said he hopes Bidou sees it

How come chris doesnt come on this board eddie?

[Eddie]

he hates us


he does web design while he isnt on tour, and doesnt want to be distracted

[Catharsis]

1st april... hahaha fucking good jokes... working today was so funny with all the jokes... but one wasnt... fucking serious when a colleguea came round the corner and was crying "fire fire"... i thought it was a joke cause of the siren didnt sound... then i looked around the corner... it was just a 1,4 tons paper roll and 5 pallets... but it was flaming 5meteres... a firealarm would have cost 700000 euro (about a million dollar) it could get blown out with a few fire drencher

[Krigeren]

Yeah, hilarious shit..

[Ill Dino]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAZING :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

like this one: http://www.scythes-of-bodom.com/razors/aleximaybelline.jpg?PHPSESSID=1cea81bbc439a05642c352a57786df54

off http://www.scythes-of-bodom.com/site.php

[Ill Dino]

btw, I love the dollars used on the background ;) look at it

[wratho]

Lmao!!!!!

Hahahahaha
Great!!!!

the dollars with jim's face

OMG

HILARIOUS!!!

[Severity]

It tottaly had me, Took me best part of the day to work out what day it is O.o

[inksmith904]

Better watch out guys. You know Metallica is broke and they might sue you for copyright infringement. J/K. But seriously that was awesome. Gotta love the April Fool's!!!

[satan's wizard]

I wonder what his reaction will be, if it pisses him off, it could mean Mark vs Bidou, round 3 :O

EDIT: or will this be round 4, I forget...

he should be fucking thrilled about it.

[fuct666]

Lmao. Funny stuff, i dont know how anyone could of thought this was real.

[SLITrist101]

haha that was awesome...Rob will be missed :( but loo on the bright side, we Ricky's brother as the new drummer!! YAHOO!

and the Jim $$...absolutely awesome lol.

[Killswitcher]

Remember two years ago when they changed the page into a picture of a pirate?

[Asphyxiated.]

man, best april fools day joke EVER.

[perberos]

haha nice shit

[spooner666]

that was funny as fuck.

[satan's wizard]

Remember two years ago when they changed the page into a picture of a pirate?

yeah,they never dissappoint on april fool's day.

[spooner666]

remember last year the duet with justin timberlake "Chimaira river"

Ha Ha

[Malakian105]

That is the best laugh I've had ever, I swear....Best April Fools ever! (Also included was the Killswitch Engage one)

The bit about Matt finally admitting his problem and going into rehab for anger management problems, had me weeping with laughter :D

And I see Rob's still dead :( Has anyone tried sending anything to address given? lol

[Malakian105]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAZING :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

like this one: http://www.scythes-of-bodom.com/razors/aleximaybelline.jpg?PHPSESSID=1cea81bbc439a05642c352a57786df54

off http://www.scythes-of-bodom.com/site.php

Bahahahahahahahahahaha!

ha ha, that's fucking awesome :D

[Rob Arnolds Axe]

That was some funny ass shit

[chimaira_freak2k5]

I was thinking about printing out that mock picture and having them sign it at the Toledo show. Hahaha. Good prank.

[Abeo]

"Ride the 001010001101010001 Lighting" oh my god...i havent laughed so hard in so long LOL

[chimaira_kid]

omfg! i nearly shat myself when i started reading that. i was like no way not another drummer!Hey what is your fav. Chimaira song??? me, is between dehumanizing process and power trip.
how do i get some damn pictures under my name?????

[dereves]

noyce

[Eddie]

cmon, it wasnt that funny...

[Luis]

I couldnt stop laughing when i saw that, hysterical

[phazz]

i still can't believe they made one of the tracks about bidou, that's hilarious.

[phazz]

my apologies for the double post.

[Hyder]

yeah,they never dissappoint on april fool's day.

http://www.chimaira.com/pirate.html aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr

[SLITrist101]

lol that pirate one is great

what did KsE do with thier page?

anyone else see any other bands doing this?

[Ill Dino]

http://www.chimaira.com/pirate.html aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr

LM fucking AO

[fuct666]

LMFAO @ pirate page

Someone should photoshop that pirate photo and put Jims head on it...

[Asphyxiated.]

lollol thats a nice pirate.

[dixectional]

Did anyone save the 04.01 page?

[fuct666]

Did anyone save the 04.01 page?

http://all-about-chaos.net
Check the Breaking news from Chimaira.

[Malakian105]

how do i get some damn pictures under my name?????

Go to the 'User CP' at the top left hand side and click on 'Edit signature'. To get a picture you have to use the URL of the picture you want and put either side so it's like:

picture URL here with no gaps either side


I hope that helps :)

[Captain YoYo's]

http://www.chimaira.com/pirate.html aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr
LOL, still not as good as Jim's face on a $1000 bill though!

[thecolorjade]

this is the first I've seen the pirate. don't call me dumb, but is that jim?

[SLITrist101]

http://all-about-chaos.net
Check the Breaking news from Chimaira.

haha I hope to god they dont think thats real.

[Eddie]

this is the first I've seen the pirate. don't call me dumb, but is that jim?

its a pic that has been floating around the net for ages

[fuct666]

haha I hope to god they dont think thats real.

Nah, lol. The person who added it knows that its an April Fools joke :P

[StMoolah]

I lol'd quite hard.

[SLITrist101]

Nah, lol. The person who added it knows that its an April Fools joke :P

lol ok good cause you and i know damn well there would be a person out there dumb enough to be taking that stuff seriously lol.

[The_Duality]

Ha, hilarious.