can i play guitar with you on SOTU in VA!?!?!

[chef Jeff]

hey friends, my name is Jeff and Chimaira is my most favorite band in the whole world. everything about them is impecable. my question is if i could play a song with Chimaira on the SOTU tour on the JUL 1 VA date! i have been playing guitar for 10 years, could never afford lessons, but i read tons of guitar magazines, and developed a perfect ear for music. i can play TIOR from start to finish and i would CRY if i got to play a song with my idols for one night! preferably Stigmurder or Overlooked. VA is not the most opportune place to start bands or find serious musicians at that, so it would be a dream come true to me to be onstage at least once! i KNOW i would rip it up with CHIMAIRA!!! i will wear a shirt that i made on JUL 1 asking to play with Chimaira. so everyone WISH ME LUCK!!! be good to each other and GOD BLESS!!!
Love,
Jeff

[Killswitcher]

Yes, I'm sure they wouldn't mind letting a total stranger on stage with them to play a song.

[EvilPie]

My dream is to tap the triangle alongside Mark

[EverDying55]

hey friends, my name is Jeff and Chimaira is my most favorite band in the whole world. everything about them is impecable. my question is if i could play a song with Chimaira on the SOTU tour on the JUL 1 VA date! i have been playing guitar for 10 years, could never afford lessons, but i read tons of guitar magazines, and developed a perfect ear for music. i can play TIOR from start to finish and i would CRY if i got to play a song with my idols for one night! preferably Stigmurder or Overlooked. VA is not the most opportune place to start bands or find serious musicians at that, so it would be a dream come true to me to be onstage at least once! i KNOW i would rip it up with CHIMAIRA!!! i will wear a shirt that i made on JUL 1 asking to play with Chimaira. so everyone WISH ME LUCK!!! be good to each other and GOD BLESS!!!
Love,
Jeff


youve been playing guitar for 10 years? you sound like youre 10....

[fuct666]

And then you woke up and find the easter bunny laying next to you wearing bondage.

[SLITrist101]

lol keep dreaming man.

[wratho]

lmao

[destroyer_of_senses]

never gonna hear from that guy again.

[SLITrist101]

never gonna hear from that guy again.

probably not...but you never know lol. he'll probably just check back to this thread to see if Mark answered.

[Sepultallica9]

I'd say you have two chances: fuck all and none. Good luck with that.

[Peyj]

And then you woke up and find the easter bunny laying next to you wearing bondage.


LMMFAO!!

[Captain YoYo's]

What a nut!

[Ill Dino]

My dream is to tap the triangle alongside Mark


I'll play the 3rd violin

[machinaalhoofd]

I'll play the 3rd violin

Please don't..

[chef Jeff]

Yall wait and see!!! CHimaira are cool dudes, and i don't see why they wouldn't let me. bands have pulled people out from the audience to sing and play all the time. i seen it happen at the norva once. so i hope i get to show yall that i AINT no nut!000

[DeathMetal Drummer]

Yall wait and see!!! CHimaira are cool dudes, and i don't see why they wouldn't let me. bands have pulled people out from the audience to sing and play all the time. i seen it happen at the norva once. so i hope i get to show yall that i AINT no nut!000

Yes you are, you nut

[Army of Me]

Speaking of playing guitar for Chimaira, does anyone know a good site to find Chimaira guitar tabs?? I only have 6 string guitars so preferably one that has six string tabs. I just got a new guitar, it is sweeeet. Check it out: http://www.bcrich.com/images/hi_res/Platinum_Warlock_MetallicRed.jpg

[Sepultallica9]

Yall wait and see!!! CHimaira are cool dudes, and i don't see why they wouldn't let me. bands have pulled people out from the audience to sing and play all the time. i seen it happen at the norva once. so i hope i get to show yall that i AINT no nut!000

Next time they come here, I'm gonna ask if I can replace Rob and Mark at the same time permanently, and they'll probably let me. Because they're cool dudes.

http://sepultura.uol.com.br/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://sepultura.uol.com.br/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

[SLITrist101]

Speaking of playing guitar for Chimaira, does anyone know a good site to find Chimaira guitar tabs?? I only have 6 string guitars so preferably one that has six string tabs. I just got a new guitar, it is sweeeet. Check it out: http://www.bcrich.com/images/hi_res/Platinum_Warlock_MetallicRed.jpg

everything off of The Impossibility of Reason is in C tunning so that is on a 6 string. You just gotta down tune 3 frets then drop D. I use www.ultimate-guitar.com for tabs, but there are plenty great sites out there.

I personally am not a fan of the B.C Rich guitars, but good on ya \m/.


Next time they come here, I'm gonna ask if I can replace Rob and Mark at the same time permanently, and they'll probably let me. Because they're cool dudes.

8-) 8-)

then im replacing Mark permanently!

[Abeo]

yea ill replace the tall bald dude in the crowd with his arms up in the middle of the mosh pit :)

[wratho]

Yall wait and see!!! CHimaira are cool dudes, and i don't see why they wouldn't let me. bands have pulled people out from the audience to sing and play all the time. i seen it happen at the norva once. so i hope i get to show yall that i AINT no nut!000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're so fuckin funny

[Army of Me]

[QUOTE=SLITrist101]everything off of The Impossibility of Reason is in C tunning so that is on a 6 string. You just gotta down tune 3 frets then drop D. I use www.ultimate-guitar.com for tabs, but there are plenty great sites out there.

I personally am not a fan of the B.C Rich guitars, but good on ya \m/.


Are you sure it's all in C? I've seen some stuff in A on mxtabs.net. I know how to tune to C (of course). It's what I use most often. I will check out that site you gave me for sure though. Thanks dude. I know a way to tune a 6 string to sound the same as a 7, it's pretty easy. The only problem is that it changes a tab a bit sometimes. How long you been playing?

[Army of Me]

P.S - B.C rich guitars rule. Especially if you stick some EMG pickups in them.

[Haunted]

This thread is pure chomedy.

[Stigmurderer]

Army of me he said everything of the impossibility of reason is in c, however pass out of existence and this present darkness are tuned to dropped A.

[Digital Murders]

I have a good reason as to why they wouldn't let you come up and play. Remember what happened to Dimebag? Yeah, that's a pretty valid reason not to let a total stranger on stage.

[Stigmurderer]

Dimebag was a fucking legend though.. .chimaira arent quite yet. What fucking reason would anybody have to kill any of them?

[Kentucky]

Good luck dude. And im not beeing sarcastic

[Army of Me]

Army of me he said everything of the impossibility of reason is in c, however pass out of existence and this present darkness are tuned to dropped A.

ahhh I see. Cool. Thnx

[Army of Me]

Dimebag was a fucking legend though.. .chimaira arent quite yet. What fucking reason would anybody have to kill any of them?

What reason would anybody have to kill Dimebag??? None!

[Stigmurderer]

the guy "aparantly" said it was dime who broke up pantera and was fucked off at that.

[SLITrist101]

the guy was just a total fucking nut.

[Army of Me]

Yeah, talk about a subject that will get me all pissed off.
The guy was a wack-job. As if it was all Dime's fault that Pantera broke up.
I saw Damageplan about 2 mnths before that shit went down too.

[Stigmurder420]

This may be wrong information but i was watching the Dimebag Tribute on Headbangers ball and they said that it was phil anselmo who caused the break-up of pantera because he didnt want to perform with dimebag and vinnie anymore

[SLITrist101]

im not sure if thats the reason but it was Phil. He didnt even tell the other guys. they found out on the radio.

[EverDying55]

i better start practicing my drumming skillz, cuz chimaira might pull me out of the crowd to play the setlist ;)

[*DaRkLady1326*]

o cool , i guess i'll replace mark then, can't grunt or sing, but hey, as you all said, they're cool dudes so I'm sure they wouldn't mind...

brain adams once let a guy from the crowd play guitar, maybe you should check out his songs and go to his show, i'm sure he wouldn't mind...

[SLITrist101]

i say we all go to the show thats closest to us and just go up on stage grab thier instruments and start playing the songs. they seem to be nice enough, im sure they wont mind at all.

[chef Jeff]

I know some of you doubt me! but can for REAL play their songs, and it's not like i would play with them everyday. if i were in a huge band, and a kid asked to join us onstage to do a song, i would be flattered and say F#$% yes! and who cares if he/she sucks, its one song! i know i wouldn't suck! i would love to just rip up STIGMURDER!!! solo and all!! and perhaps swing the axes with them and do the syncronized jumping thing. i hope Chimaira sees this and accepts my request so i can make you mother effers look dumb as Eff!

[SLITrist101]

i can play a couple of thier song for REAL too man, this wont happen though lol.

[Asphyxiated.]

well my dream is to play the cowbell for kevin talley, so he can take a break off pounding it since its all over the new album, or so fred tells me.


on a more serious note, seriously, good luck. and i got to scream "FUCK YOUR POWER TRIP" into the mic at the 4/21 show :) nothin better then that.

[chef Jeff]

thanks for the love, and congrats on the photos! i once got to scream "STICK YOUR HATE TO ME" during forced life at the norva once. felt great! and i hope these other fools who think i am just a joke, get proved wrong!

[SLITrist101]

I havent been able to sing with Chimaira yet :(

i hope you prove us wrong too.

[Malakian105]

My dream is to tap the triangle alongside Mark


I think we all have that dream, man.

It aint ever going to happen :(

[SLITrist101]

I think we all have that dream, man.

It aint ever going to happen :(

well considering how nice they are it just might :p

[Malakian105]

well considering how nice they are it just might :p

I just don't think Mark would be willing to allow such metalness on stage with him. It might be rather daunting.

Personally, I don't think any of these so called 'metal' bands would be able to stand the talent of the triangle player. Fucking Pussys ;)

[Rob Arnolds Axe]

hey friends, my name is Jeff and Chimaira is my most favorite band in the whole world. everything about them is impecable. my question is if i could play a song with Chimaira on the SOTU tour on the JUL 1 VA date! i have been playing guitar for 10 years, could never afford lessons, but i read tons of guitar magazines, and developed a perfect ear for music. i can play TIOR from start to finish and i would CRY if i got to play a song with my idols for one night! preferably Stigmurder or Overlooked. VA is not the most opportune place to start bands or find serious musicians at that, so it would be a dream come true to me to be onstage at least once! i KNOW i would rip it up with CHIMAIRA!!! i will wear a shirt that i made on JUL 1 asking to play with Chimaira. so everyone WISH ME LUCK!!! be good to each other and GOD BLESS!!!
Love,
Jeff
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d00d, u cAN bEE tHiER 3rD guItAIRIZT1!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!

[IBANEZ815]

i have big boobs, and i know how to play chimmy songs on guitar too....they should let me play topless, in rob's place, for the rest of thier tours! think of the money guys!

[DeathMetal Drummer]

i have big boobs, and i know how to play chimmy songs on guitar too....they should let me play topless, in rob's place, for the rest of thier tours! think of the money guys!

Now thats the best thing i heard all day ;) :p

i cant believe no one wants to take jims place as bassist :O:O:O,

I suppose if kevin asked me nicely enough id make his drum parts better for him 8-)

[Ihateeverone2]

I think we all have that dream, man.

It aint ever going to happen :(
There are people that dream
and there are people who take drugs :)

[SLITrist101]

i have big boobs, and i know how to play chimmy songs on guitar too....they should let me play topless, in rob's place, for the rest of thier tours! think of the money guys!

I concur!!

[satan's wizard]

this guy has about the same chances of me watching from the side of the stage;slim to none.

[Sepultallica9]

i cant believe no one wants to take jims place as bassist :O:O:O,

That's because anyone could fill Jim's place. The ad in the paper for the position said "Hilarious motherfucker needed for band, must be funny looking and sniff crotch constantly. Some bass playing also on the side."

:D

[SLITrist101]

and no one but Jim can pull that off

[Malakian105]

i have big boobs, and i know how to play chimmy songs on guitar too....they should let me play topless, in rob's place, for the rest of thier tours! think of the money guys!

No No No No No....
You might have amazing breasts, but no one is replacing Rob! Eva! :D

[destroyer_of_senses]

I have big boobs too. I mean, no I dont.
*thinks: "damn, now they know"*

[SLITrist101]

No No No No No....
You might have amazing breasts, but no one is replacing Rob! Eva! :D

how about she satnds beside Rob for the whole show without a top on touching herself? :D

Uh oh Destroyer...Look what youve done!

[chef Jeff]

or how about i jump onstage, grab a guitar, and totally rip up stigmurder with them! it will be great! I promise!

[SLITrist101]

or how about i jump onstage, grab a guitar, and totally rip up stigmurder with them! it will be great! I promise!

shut up.

[Womb Suffocation]

dude I dare you to go up there and grab a guitar, see how well that works for ya ;).

[poodle_penis]

:@ MARK HUNTER IS A COMPLETE DICK, FUCK HIMHE CAN EAT SHITMARKASS PADDLE

ANY YALL HEARD THE NEW FIFTY? YO, THAT SHIT IS HOT!!
HIT ME BACK YO

:o)

[Asphyxiated.]

..ok poodle dick.

[SLITrist101]

hmmm...

[chef Jeff]

shut up.
you shut the hell up BITCH. ain't talkin to your punk ass anyway. i'll fuckin teabag you

[poodle_penis]

POODLEMARK HUNTER IS TOO BIG OF A CUNT TO LET YOU GO ON STAGE WITH HIM,,, THE REST OF THE BAND IS SOME ALRIGHT DUDES, BUT MARK HUNTER IS AN ASS...

FUCKING FUCKER

[SLITrist101]

you shut the hell up BITCH. ain't talkin to your punk ass anyway. i'll fuckin teabag you

haha ok buddy...You come on over to Kitchener Ontario and you beat me up...A 20 year old beating up a 15 year old. That will look REEEEEEAL fucking good :p

[chef Jeff]

oh shit i didn't see you were 15, but i will still teabag your ass *****!! :)

[SLITrist101]

lol Alrighty, Ill be waiting.

[Rob Arnolds Axe]

shut up.

Seriously, please do....

[SLITrist101]

Seriously, please do....

Me? Or him? Im guessing him lol.

[chef Jeff]

Seriously, please do....
go fuck yourself girly

[SLITrist101]

oh the name calling

[DaL3precHauN]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[Rob Arnolds Axe]

Me? Or him? Im guessing him lol.


Yeah him haha, I forgot this board dosen't keep all the quotes in reposts...


go fuck yourself girly


You are getting quite frisky today...

[SLITrist101]

You are getting quite frisky today...

Doesnt it turn you on?... :O